In the interest of keeping Kristin from killing me, I am writing an entry. I am officially a nerd. Work at the writing center can get pretty dull (especially when I have philosophy to read) so, I was playing with Microsoft Word trying to learn some of the "cool" shortcuts. Some of them by the way are actually pretty time saving. For instance, you can double space your paper by pushing control 2, but you probably aren't interested in all that. Besides, it pales in comparison to Kristin's bathroom story anyway.
She's here in the Writing Center with me and she decided it was time for a piss break. When she came back she told me that she hurt her gimp leg even more because she had to climb out of the bathroom stall by going
over it since the door got "stuck". She and I went to investigate and I discovered yet another one of my super powers. Aparently I can make bathroom stall doors magically unstuck, because I kicked in the door that had her helplessly trapped went in, locked it, unlocked it and calmly walked out. Yeah, I'm a hero, but what else is new?
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